An agent that reads your cloud bill and writes you a report a CFO can read.
Cloud Costs, Translated for Humans. Connect Azure, GCP, or AWS in five minutes. The agent observes your spend across providers, surfaces what changed, and on the first of every month hands you a report you can forward straight to finance.
vm-prod-04 scaled 8 →
32 cores at 03:14 UTC after a failed deploy and didn't scale
back for 36 hours. Strip that event and the bill behaved.You ask in plain English.
The agent shows its work.
There is no dashboard to learn. You type the question your CFO just asked. The agent queries your Azure invoice, joins it against the deploy log, and writes back in finance English with the numbers in mono and the citations inline. You can see exactly which line items the answer rests on — and you can still call it wrong.
vm-prod-04 in rg-prod-app scaled
from 8 → 32 cores at 03:14 UTC Tue Apr 22, six minutes after the failed deploy dep-7c41a. Autoscaler did not scale back until Wed 15:40 — so the runaway
ran for roughly 36 hours and added $758.40 to Production. R&D and Shared
Services held to their 90-day medians within ±2%.vm-prod-04 at 16 cores (the runaway trigger does not need 32); add a
circuit-breaker on checkout-worker retries; and decommission vm-rnd-12 — averaged <10% utilization all
month, saves ~$340/mo. I can draft the email to the CFO if helpful.On the first of every month, a report your CFO can actually read.
One page. Headline up top, KPI strip below, a daily-spend chart, the breakdown by cloud account or business context, and the material observations the agent flagged this month. You forward the link. Your CFO reads it. The footer says, plainly, please verify important facts as the agent can make mistakes.
Production spend rose +18.2% in April, almost entirely from one weekend scaling event.
R&D and Shared Services held to their trailing 90-day medians within ±2%. The full
month-over-month delta of +$1,980 traces almost
entirely to one resource scaling 8 →
32 cores at 03:14 UTC on Tue Apr 22 and not scaling back for
~36 hours.
vm-prod-04 following a failed deploy.
Strip that out and your bill behaved — every other context tracked its 90-day median.vm-prod-04 in rg-prod-app (Azure prod) scaled from 8 → 32 cores, adding $758 to Production. Autoscaler trigger:
12-minute backlog spike on checkout-worker following failed deploy dep-7c41a. Did not scale back until
Wed 15:40.What it doesn't do.
You are not in the market for another "platform." Here is what we are deliberately not building — so you can decide before you connect anything.
- 01No data pipeline.There is nothing to set up. The agent reads your cloud invoice on demand. No ingest queue, no ETL, no scheduled jobs we can break for you.
- 02No dashboard.You won't find a chart-builder, a saved-view library, or a "metrics catalog." The home of the product is a conversation and a report. That is on purpose.
- 03Read-only.We never modify your cloud. The agent cannot resize a VM, kill a deploy, or change an IAM policy. It writes prose; you write the change.
- 04No "intelligent" anything.The agent has voice, not personality. It does not have a name. It does not greet you. It tells you what it did, in mono, with citations.
How the agent gets in.
A Service Principal with the read-only Cost Management role. That is the entire scope. We never see resource configuration. We cannot see secrets. We cannot make changes. Credentials live in Azure Key Vault — never in our database.
Two plans. Cancel any time. No card to start.
Starter is for one product, one cloud subscription, one CFO who wants one report a month. Pro is for a small platform team running a few subscriptions — across Azure, GCP, AWS, or any mix — who want chat without rate limits. That is the whole shelf.
One product. One Azure subscription. One monthly report.
- Up to 3 connected Azure subscriptions
- Daily + weekly agent observations
- Monthly report with shareable link
- Unlimited read-only viewers
- 5 editor seats
- Standard cost ceiling
A small platform team. Up to ten subscriptions. Chat without rate limits.
- Up to 10 connected Azure subscriptions
- Daily + weekly agent observations
- Higher cost ceiling for deeper agent analysis
- Monthly report with draft review + inline business-context correction
- Unlimited read-only viewers
- 25 editor seats
Annual billing knocks two months off either plan. No usage tiers. No "Contact us" plan.
The questions a skeptical CTO actually asks.
No softballs. If you have a different one, write to us — a person reads every note.
For the questions it answers, yes — because every answer cites the line items it leaned on, and you can audit those in a click. We hand you a report at the end of each month that reconciles to your cloud invoice to the cent. If it does not, that is a bug and we treat it as one.
For the questions it cannot answer (forecasting next quarter; comparing vendors we have not connected to), the agent says so. It does not hallucinate a number to be helpful.
The bill is already on its way.
Connect your cloud now and the first observation lands in your inbox by Friday. No card, no demo call, no email follow-up if you walk away.